Memes with husband, wife and cars
When your wife realizes the car listens to your commands more than she does.
My wife called the car pretty... I asked her when was the last time she called me that?
Man: 'Honey, I love this car... like I love you.' Wife: 'Can you prove it?' Man: 'Sure, I've got the car's maintenance appointments on my calendar!'
When the wife says, 'It's me or the car,' and you ask, 'What model are you?'
Man: 'I love two things in my life. My wife and my car.' Wife: 'Is that in order?'
Why did the man put his wife in the car trunk? Because the car manual didn't mention anything about the backseat driver!
Man's biggest thriller: Car parts in living room delivered, but wife doesn't find out.
Why is a man's car just like his wife? He can't always control either, but loves them anyway!
Husband: 'I treat my car like I treat my wife.' Wife: 'You mean you'll ignore me for a week then spend all weekend working on me?'
Meme 30. Man: 'My wife drives my car occasionally.' Friend: 'Oh, practicing?' Man: 'No, punishing.'
MEMES: she asks why; arguing about which; ask her what;